GINITY IS COOL CUMMAH CUMMAH

Nothing is cooler than a 40 year old man telling a room of teenagers what's cool.

I support this concept, it just isn't extreme enough. Rather than getting married young and immediately cranking out 3-4 kids in a little over three years, like most of these folks seem to do, they should just do the really, really cool thing and remain childless virgins forever.

Come on, folks, commit to something worthwhile that would benefit the rest of us.

Yep, it's cool all right.

In fact, all those beds are downright frigid.

I thought this once when I was a teenager, my hormones were raging and I needed to retro actively explain why I wasn't getting any too!

I feel slut-shamed. D:

5 stars for the less attractive than john berryman human mutant delivering the chant.

VIRGINITY IS TOTALLY GRUNGIFIED!!!

oh i've seen this one, they must have edited out the moment when conan the barbarian bursts in and begins cutting all the high priests down

This is some weapons-grade god-bothering.

I made it 14 seconds before shame kicked in.

An excellent video submission!

We found the site's cheer!
Well, not me, but you guys.