He also has a persona and a platform that means he can make jokes at the stage when an out and out statement of the rumour would probably trigger legal action.
That’s not Satan with Dubya - it’s clearly the Super Devil. He’s six inches taller than Satan, has a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade that makes people commit adultery.
I have no doubt Tom Cruise has guys locked up in cages on his property. Scientologists love cages. I think that's where they kept a bunch of babies at one point.
I really can't wait until Tom Cruise gets hacked or allegations come out. I want his career over already.