Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
Dan "The Age Denier" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "If You Have a Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider