This is good. Its not great, but it doesnt deserve to be 1 starred.
The "did you know every time you flush the toilet you waste a gallon of shit and piss" line was good!
5 starring to offset 1 stars
hurf blurf, this didn't have one star wars joke or blushing anime girl, 1 star.
I'm ashamed to say that I've gotten to the age where my knees hurt when getting up after dunking and hanging on to the rim, and sometimes I skip it altogether.