Oh man....

your theoretical baby has everything it needs except a mother with a functioning fucking brain.

The slow-mo actually heightens the effect of the original because she sounds legible and more manly

Deman Snatch needs your seed! "ITSS CUHL COZ EYEEE HAHHHHVE EEEET"

The "mother" looks even more pathetic in slo-mo.

Someone needs to make a song, looping the slow mo "But its cool, cause I got it like that"

Slow-mo makes everything awesomer.

When she thinks back to the moment when her life became beyond repair, this is how it'll replay.

I always knew mike jones was a white girl.

Damn, she's actually more intelligible that way.

The music sounds like it's from an 80s slasher flick

Nothing short of smash-your-forehead-through-your-desk brilliant.

As horrible as that is, I always wonder how stupid the guy that put it in her is.

I think I remember this from the first time I saw it on Twin Peaks.

How long until this shows up as a Venetian Snares sample?

It's so much funnier this way

I'll bet she doesn't like books.

It's basically watching a whole generation slam face-first into a brick wall, and knowing it's coming, but you can't do anything. All a drawn out, low-pitched, "Noooooo!" Both hilarious and harrowing.

Even slowed down, that last sentence was still unintelligible.

This video is ready to become an exhibition piece in some famous modern arts museum, looped endlessly on a 40" plasma TV.

How about "get the hell out of my house?"

I cannot wait for this girl to get raped to death.

Such a tard, slowing it down makes it even more amazing.

sounds like Bill Cosby

The year is 1984, and this is playing on constant loop on the giant telescreen overlooking the city.

I GOT THREE MORE PACIFIERS

Fucking brilliant! This is what the internet is all about! Now I wanna see Dee, the motivational speaker in super slow-mo!

If my baby gets ignorant im gonna throw it in a wood chipper!

that's it, I'm takin my ride down main street with this blaring out of the speakers and woofers over and over until the police start shooting

How do you make something already good into something better?

Improvement!

This can't be real. Is there really somebody this stupid on the planet?

not one not two but tha ree!

The slo-mo really highlights her attempts at the "sassy black lady" head movements.

How did I miss this version of this?

Its been 15 goddamn years and I never rated this?