It's a glimpse into an alternate universe where alterNASA, in an attempt to banish Sandra Lee forever to the realm of wind and ghosts, goofed up and sent her back in time, where her presence there heavily influenced their concept of edible materials.
If you have doughnuts, whipped cream, and strawberries, doesn't that qualify as dessert anyway? There's usually a better chance of me having some month-old ice cream or some of those lousy, 99 cents per dozen oatmeal cookies in my kitchen than any one of the 5 ingredients in this supposed "short"-cut.
Urban Dictionary defines a strawberry shortcut as: "Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first. "