Look, after Dad died, we were left with all his stuff, which included a bunch of unlabeled and mislabeled VHS and Hi8 video tapes. Some of those had nice family memories, like Steph's sixteenth birthday party. So we had them all digitized to see what they had.
This one, labeled "Kate & Allie eps Spring 87," had a reeeealllly bad sex tape Mom & Dad apparently made, from the time when he had that mustache? It turns out this commercial -- in the episode where Allie (or is it Kate?) stops doing chores -- was only the second-most disturbing thing in that collection of tapes.