Marlon Brawndo  - 2018-11-12
This is so incredibly surreal.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2018-11-12
"Todays baseball tip from koolaid man is about feeling a butt which requires quick reflexes from the pitcher"
ok
Is is meant to be a joke that koolaid man is himself literally a pitcher of liquid?
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hammsangwich - 2018-11-12 No. In this scenario, the Kool-Aid Man is the batter, not the pitcher.
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hammsangwich - 2018-11-12 Which is actually funnier because it's some kind of shitty reverse pun.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2018-11-12
Also, being from Ireland, here is everything I know about baseball from seeing US films and tv.
* It is very boring.
* Game take an extremely long time.
* It has a lot of convoluted rules.
* Watching it is an excuse to drink beer for hours.
* US men love nothing more than to watch baseball and drink beer with their hand in their pants.. This is their ultimate state which are their energies are directed towards attaining.
* Back in the day baseball players were not athletic, they drank beer while playing and had beer bellies, then in the 80's they all took loads of steroids and cocaine and got ultra-beefcake.
How'd I do?
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Marlon Brawndo - 2018-11-12 It's also a nostalgia thing. Baseball brings up fond memories for people. Or something.
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betabox - 2018-11-12 Are the rules particularly convoluted? I've never thought so. But I agree with the rest. Boring game played by unattractive men in awful uniforms.
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cognitivedissonance - 2018-11-12 Baseball is an excuse to hang out with friends and eat an extended snack-dinner. Of all the sports, it's the only I dislike least.
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SolRo - 2018-11-12 the recent world series playoff had one game that lasted over 7 hours.
the record is somewhere over 8 hours.
that's a lot of time to watch roidheads wiff at balls.
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