What were these guys doing with a steadicam in 1995 ??
Also mobile phones.
I guess they are the more money than talent type.

There's a remote chance that this would have been a good movie, but it sure is a bad trailer! You need to have interesting images or an interesting story, and you've got to put one of them in the trailer. This looks like home movies from some kind of post-apocalyptic version of a renaissance fair.

Anybody else think the music is sort of okay?

Clearly this guy likes to find clocks and dials, and use them to recreate his favorite scene from Metropolis.

https://youtu.be/LS5GhLH16mU

I like Ovaltine. You can still buy it. Malty goodness.