Band Name: Photochromic Windows; Album Name: Year 1999 A D

This is not nearly as wrong as its production values and grossly optimistic inferences coupled with an oddly static patriarchy would indicate.

notes:

YOU FLUNKED AND YOU HAVE A LISP, L'IL LISPY, RECOMMEND YOU CRY LIKE THE BABY YOU ARE.
Karen, make sure you get the fuck out of that house after you poison those shitheels.
All TVs will have smaller TVs next to their TVs, as windowed screens and multi-purpose devices are distant impossibilities.
Karen, you do know you have an ultrasonic vibrator in your chemical vapor closet, yes?
"Hydrocultured exotic fresh food stuffs"

Child: Will any of the bad people come again?
Mother: Dont worry, if any poor people try and get near the house, the computer will make them go away!
Child: You mean with those loud banging noises?
Mother: Yes, they're called 'automated sentry guns'

The two party veto of online purchases is fascinating. Bezos would hate that.

In the year 1999AD, children will learn at home, away from their peers, being bombarded with tedious historical facts of no practical importance. Each member of the family will be segregated into their own honeycomb housing units. Human bonding will be quaint and outmoded, each person living in ruthless isolation and cold, literally calculated efficiency.

Mars One Project

Wow! It's amazing how close they got it to the actual 1999 that I remember.

Can this be the start of Wink Martindale Week?