LATER THAT DAY PRESIDENT BUSH SNEEZED AND BLEW HIS NOSE AND IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR DEFENSE SPENDING

thats rad.

OMG TEH LIBARAL MEDIA

Apparently the Secret Service wasn't manning the Stingers on the roof quite as carefully as they should have.

Bush is not a very good president. See?

LULZ

Ah, if only elephants could fly.

We didn't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud, nor this. THIS.