I met a lady recently who holds the rights to the fortune cards in these. The demand is enough to keep her afloat.

This is, in fact, a former world record speed run for "Donkey in the Gold Mine." It was broken early last year when they shaved off half a second with the controversial "jiggling the cabinet" strat.

I tried and failed to find any footage of WWII Chicken Sam machines, especially the completely acceptable and not at all offensive "Kill The Jap" conversion.

now you're singing this game's name like a tom waits lyric