Can I has Cheeseburger is very subtle.



Flying spaghetti monster does not care for such things, but jug-head is rising in mercury and must not be denied ownership of the cheeseburger.


Regular cheeseburgers are both haram and not kosher, plus the Hindi and Buddhist are vegan, so spaghetti monster must counter that.

Normal burgers? Fuck that. Why eat something that doesn't offend? Cheese or death mother fuckers.

Beyond meat is on the verge of destroying most religions. Discordia approves.

Have you had your hot dog sans bun?

Is that you supplicating?