None of us are good enough as people to have the privilege of seeing the plump emperors regal physique.

N. Korea's special effects department is getting better. But they forgot to add the cold-weather breath plumes from Kim and the horse

Take 27. Another mount collapses under Jong-un's bulk. "Dear Leader, my most sincere apologies, but we are running out of horses."

He's comfortable on a horse, and the horse likes him. Hates the photographers, though.

Horse juche.