It’s like I know 90% of these horrible things are true but I can’t help but find them adorable when it’s my little guy.

Maybe that’s how feels to be a Trump supporter. Only with way more projection.

What adorable little anal glands you're squirting all over the floor, doggo!

yeah I like them too, but I call them demons and abominations and mutants too because it's true, it's what they are. A product of human interference on the noble canid family

This girl is great.

She's human garbage but go off i guess

What’s her accent? I can’t place it.

Bitchinese

Dogs are fine, but I'm skeptical of dog OWNERS. Some of them are fine, but it seems like a lot of owner/dog dynamics are kind of a surrogate codependent relationship for the owner.

Mixed with appealing to type A assholes.

I constantly hear dog lovers shit on cat lovers. Often out of nowhere, in the same tone you'd expect FOX News views to start ranting about liberals. My yuppie asshole former "Breeder dogs are more 'prestigious' than shelter dogs" friend was one such person. It's like they're incapable of love or empathy and can only muster a facsimile of such when it's some kind of subservient relationship where the dog is viewed as a loyal servant.

I have never heard a single cat lover shit on dog lovers in the same fashion.

I have.

I'm not sure what you think anecdoteswill prove however.

YOUR HONOR WHAT DOES THE PROSECUTION HOPE TO PROVE WITH ANECDOTES!!!!

My anecdotal experiences of Nominal are that when he's in the wrong he gets really aggressively stupid

IM TALKING LIKE A COURT PERSON HURR DURR WUHHHHH

T PANTS: COCKS

Pointing out that a "this happened to me" story is anecdotal is the most useless non-contribution short of "that's just your opinion" one can make.

Framing it as YOU FAILED TO PROVE ANYTHING, SIR makes you sound like an autistic redditor.

Why so defensive when someone brings up shitty dog owners?

Why do you even like dogs, Hazel? How much of Warren Buffet's fortune have THEY donated to charity?

See what I mean? There’s no brain action left, just spinal cord stimulus-response.

I haven't mentioned or talked to you in months, buddy. But I'm happy to keep hauling out your hall of fame stupid quote if you're going to pop up behind a triggered Gmork's skirt.

Nominal: still way too cool to ever donate a minute of his time or a dollar from his pocket, and thinks that makes him better than others.

I think her error is compounding all the things that go wrong in _some_ dogs (hip dysplasia, breathing problems, infections, behaviour problems) and generalizing to _all_ dogs with some exaggeration.

Not all dogs!

Actually she's wrong all over the place. She starts with "Dogs are not products of evolution." Yes, yes they are. It's just that their evolution is closely intertwined with ours. But that's nothing special in the animal kingdom; the evolution of pretty much all large organisms is closely intertwined with other organisms.

A little later "They love to rub their ear wax & eye crud all over you." No, they don't. They're unaware of their ear wax & eye crud. What they love to do is either meet new people or show affection to people they already know, as the case may be.

Just one more: "When you see a human with his tongue hanging out, that's a sign there's something wrong with the human. So I don't like to see that when a dog does it either." Umm... dogs' panting is a major component of how they keep themselves cool, dumbass. Their panting is an inherent & healthy byproduct of their physiology, whereas its not for humans.

And on, and on, and on. Look, this moron finds dogs disgusting on a visceral level, for some odd reason. It happens; some people have weird hang ups. But her attempts to justify her aversion with logical reasons are just pathetic.

Yeah, I love dogs, but there are a lot of breeds that really shouldn't exist.

Absolutely. But that's neither here nor there.

Even fucked up breeds like pugs or miniature poodles or whatever aren't "unnatural" or "abominations". They're just breeds we shouldn't encourage. And they certainly don't evoke revulsion in a well-adjusted person.

Speaking of fucked-up breeds, the most unfortunate dog "breed" I've ever seen was a dog that was a cross between a German Shephard and a Dachshund. I have no idea how those 2 dogs mated, but the result was a dog whose growth was so uneven that the vet literally had to break the dog's two rear legs while he was a growing puppy so that he didn't end up a cripple when he finished growing. (They had to be broken so they could be manually realigned.)

The dog was a real sweetie, too.

I’d say any animal that would not exist nor cannot survive without humans is unnatural, which makes the pug definitely unnatural.

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