Gotta love radium.

Put it by an anthill, see if it makes them giant.

Holy shit I've never heard a geiger counter go so crazy before

The beep means "You Are Now Sterile"

That red light means "you've got wrist cancer"

Mike Tyson!? wears one of these and can't figure out why he feels sick and sleepy all the time.

Awesome, reminds me of my granddad's watch that I used to play with -- which has nothing to do with baby arm growing out of my wrist.