Darnit, I had already started trying this at home when the warning came up.

they blend glowsticks ? awesome

Stripped versions of these machines will be the killtoys used by the irradiated housewives from beyond the apocalypse.

I could him watch stuff things into that blender all day.

Under what circumstances would you ever need a blender this powerful?

That shit-eating grin he shows 2/3 of the way through is priceless. Also, I believe he's got a fat DOD contract to install those blades of death of his on the Teddy BEAR "rescue" bots.

I wonder if you could use this to dispose of a body. Human femur! Will it blend?

My local chapter of Tully's Coffee has BlendTec blenders...I told them to their faces that they have no idea what kind of machine they're dealing with.

It's blending my will to not buy a blendtec blender and use it to utterly destroy everything I own. Maybe even a second Blendtec blender.

This man will die from breathing the dust of things that should not be reduced to dust. But his memory will live on, whenever an object is utterly destroyed for no reason.

"And we CERTAINLY won't need one of these." So might as well blend it into dust.