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I've actually done this (with a cheaper blender) and painted on walls with the resulting goo. I love me some eerie green glow...
"Now, it says on the destructions..." That is an awesome slip of the tongue.
Can Tom Dickson make a product so hard even He can't blend it?
I wonder if a Blendtec blender can blend Blendtec blender blades.
It doesn't say 'Do not blend' on most things, Tom. Science is always asking if it can, and it never asks if it should!
Has anything ever not blended?
No, but they have implied that a crowbar will not blend.
when will they blend a smaller blender?
If I ever buy one of these, it will be to try this at home. Screw using a blender to make edible things. I'll have "Will It Blend?" parties where everybody gets to bring one thing to try blending.
Best party idea ever. Buy a dozen of them.
congratulations viral marketing, you finally won me over.
Will It Blend - Your Hand
This is what I imagine occurs within the secret confines of the reactor compartment on a nuclear submarine.
I immediately thought of a genuine B-movie radioactive goo effect.
Man these guys are smart. About .5 seconds after I thought about digging out my blender and running to home depot they flash "Don't try this at home."
It was uncanny. Well I'm off.
Instant hit at any rave.
Fuck the warning. I am DEFINITELY doing this at home.
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