Holy shot, he’s plagiarising SolRo’s antisemitic conspiracy theories about George Soros!

Fun game: without Googling, can you tell which of these conspiriacy theory quotes about Soros are from Giuliani and which are from SolRo?

1. "Don’t tell me I’m anti-Semitic if I oppose him"

2. "Is it okay to hate him because he helps bankroll 'regime change' in countries he personally deems not democratic enough?"

3. "He wants to change the course of history to fit his whims"

4. "Soros is intent on destroying our government"

5. "He's a little hedge fund man with a lot of money that thinks having a lot of money makes him know better and morally superior than anyone else."

6. "Ironically he inadvertently (or intentionally?) helped a bunch of neo-nazis take over Ukraine"

7. "He put all four ambassadors there [Ukraine]."

8. "Except in Israel, which he criticizes, but doesn't fund any regime change operations there."

9. "His actions helped cause thousands of deaths"

10. "He's just self-absorbed and likes to bend millions of people to his mindset."

You're obviously not a sleazy scumbag pervert who likes to chase underage girls in hotel rooms or you'd understand.

He took a nap and a mortician was passing by did some work out of pity for the family.

I have a theory here.

A few months back a video surfaced where he was doing a "hilarious" Asian person impression, and the makeup artist was so nonplussed and bored with the routine, to the point that it made it seem like it was just another day in the life with Rudy.

Then at the infamous Four Seasons presser Guiliani was sweating outdoors. In November. In Philadelphia.

Expecting another sweat, the makeup artist suggests "Hey maybe we should touch up some of these gray spots, Mr. Mayor."

I'm half serious, but the makeup artist might be a bona fide social assassin.

I had a similar thought about Don Jr, Rick Scott, and Giuliani’s kid all getting Covid — if I were some underpaid abused staff of theirs damn right I’d cough on their lunch.

The world has dodged a bullet, for now, due to how stupid trump is and his ego requiring him to be surrounded by idiotic sycophants at all times.

Hitler wasn’t that smart a guy either, but he depended on smart nazis to run the reich.

Which is why Barr is/was the most dangerous person in the whole administration. Thank god he didn't join in 2016.

Another parallel is how many useful idiots like Ashtarsmack went out of their way to defend both (in the Nazi case by echoing the “aNtIFa iS JuST As bAd” canard)

I consider myself to be part of antifa. The creation of a genuine, explicitly anti-fascist movement in America is one of the few highlights of the past few years.

and being truly anti-fascist, this movement is also explicitly anti-police, which is wonderful because that means it's not something that liberals are able to co-opt and neutralize. the fact that the any time right-wingers gather they are chanting stuff against antifa proves it's effectiveness.

Whoops, you used the wrong username again

yeah I'm a sock puppet with like 11+ years of posts here that you can easily find in my profile, because people care enough about this dead website to run a decades-long op on you guys

Shut up Ashtar.

Because pathetic long con one man ops In dead sites TOTALLY doesn't happen on the internet ever.

We're both Evilhomer.

I do really appreciate the conspiratorial lengths people will go to to avoid dealing with the fact that people disagree with them, though.

Real QAnon energy from Blue MAGA. Love it.

Always posts around the same time? Check.

Same speech patterns despite trying to project different personas? Check.

Occasionally forgets and uses the wrong username? Check.

Pretends Internet sock poppets are as insane a conspiracy theory as the shit coming out of Giuliani's mouth? Check.

Either Ashtarsmack is one person or doing his damnedest to act like it.

I kind of suspect cracker is a pillager sock puppet, he’s got that same aggressively stupid mannerism.

Though a lot more likely we just have multiple unicorn leftists here, reposting republican talking points while waiting for the day of salvation when The Perfect Leftist President gets elected with one hundred percent of the popular vote because he ran on a platform that unicorn leftists totally were advocating for, like, forever.

Be reasonable, SolRo. There can't be TWO people who listen to Chapo Trap House... can there?

*nervously tries to reestablish correct character with new thread about "transition fund" rambling*

oooh now tie this conspiracy to Russia somehow so I can stamp the last spot on my centrist shitlib bingo card

I really love the ocean of cognitive dissonance between the shore where you think you're clever, and the other shore that is the reality of how fucking stupid you are.

It's hilarious.

Also @Nomial Not that Barr isn't a threat, but Mitch is the most dangerous person in the GOP.

I for one have been wringing my handkerchief furiously

Not very covert actually

Shut up Ashtar. Nobody believes your bullshit, including you.

I need my vegetables.