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Desc:"No ma'am, I'm not sending a deputy down there to get you a new cheeseburger."
Category:Crime, Humor
Tags:Burger King, stupid, 911, woman, you need to act like an adult
Submitted:CuteLucca
Date:06/23/07
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Comment count is 31
RomancingTrain
Is she saying she's in Sacramendi?
jihadbaby
More like San Clemente.

Bitch was lucky she got a very kind, calm and polite dispatcher, most of the ones I work with wouldn't have put up with this brand of crazy for half as long.

Xiphias
She is from Sacra Mundi, the sacred earth.

glenn
San Clemente. This is all happening in Orange County, naturally.

Caminante Nocturno
What sort of criminal-coddling society do we live in where the police we pay with our taxes won't enforce our burgers and protect our fries? Why hasn't Bill O'Reilly brought this to the eyes of the public? How many people have been killed because the police refused to act against harmful burgers?

Why wasn't this woman arrested?
halon
I just picked my kids up from tae kwon do!
Quad9Damage
Honestly, did she really think this was an emergency situation?
Exegesis_Saves
The subtext of this call: she has already spawned. Her genes have already passed to her crotch-goblins.

I hate our freedom. I hate it A LOT.
OxygenThief
We can only hope her children rebel and actually read a book or two.

Kumquatxop
you're supposed to be here to protect me!!!!!!!!
Mayberry Pancakes
Is it like a harmful cheeseburger? I don't understand...
Doomstein
This is very old, but still very funny.
Rodents of Unusual Size
"Ma'am we're not going to go enforce your Western hamburger". I seriously want people like this transported back in time to Stalinist Russia.
Frank Rizzo
"enforce your western bacon cheeseburger"
citrusmirakel
My favorite part about this is how she starts out seemingly sympathetic, or at least patient, until the woman finally says that she wants the LAPD to come down to Burger King to fix her order, until she gives the correct advice of "Act like an adult."
Camonk
This is fake, right? Someone tell me it's fake. No, it's okay, I'll take care of it.

It's fake, everybody. This didn't happen.
mashedtater
i want it to be fake so bad. sooo bad.

revdrew
I'm.. not going to watch this again. I don't need that kind of anger in my life today.
Xiphias
Classic.
Feyd
Is this like, a harmful cheeseburger?
Aubrey McFate
She wasn't acting like an adult first! No fair!
Xenocide
Her hamburger is WRONG. Morally wrong.
NoCode
Classic internets. Long live the Western burger.
Kingofthehobos
Is natural selection still working?
j lzrd / swift idiot
Natural selection has utterly, utterly failed us. She has children for chrissakes, the only thing that can help us now is if she picks up her kids from Tae Kwan Do, attempts to run the stopping gates on a traintrack, and takes them all with her.

And of course she didn't learn a damn thing, IrishWhiskey, you think people like this bother to learn anything past the age of seven besides how to spread their legs and pump miniature human waste out?

kingofthenothing
You would think by now people would learn that if you're white you just don't go to Burger King. You'll get your order last even if you were first in line and they'll put mayo on your order even if you ask for no mayo. You're not going to get it your way at Burger King if your skin is pale.

kthorjensen
Why didn't she just have her kids tae kwon do the Burger King employee?
FABIO2
Freaking out and calling the police because Burger King won't make her a Carls Jr burger?
IrishWhiskey
I like to think that this was the day she learned that the world didn't revolve around her, that actors on stage won't repeat lines for her when she wants, that they can't delay an election because she forgot, that the speed limit still counts even if she's in a hurry, etc.

But I doubt she learned a damn thing.
thekidinthehelmet
I wonder how many times a year someone threatens to overthrow the Burger King in a Western Bacon Cheeseburger induced coup.

At least at BK I don't have to worry about being robbed for my lunch at gunpoint by the still unidentified Hamburglar.
kwash
I love the operator.

'Uh-hennn?
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