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HEY LOOK I SUBMITTED SOMETHING THAT WASN'T ABOUT TRANSFORMERS
Hoop, you got a serious problem.
I did this one for you, baby.
I'm going to put on my Nake shoes, grab my iPob, and go watch this movie right away!
don't forget to finish your malk!
Even the transformations are half-assed. Oh, look, it turned from a gun-robot into a different kind of gun-robot.
would this look better on a panaphonic or a sorny?
It would look better with vodka. Maybe.
MORE THAN YOU CAN SEE.
MORE THAN MEETS THEODORE.
Autorobots gauge their waffles to destroy the evil horses of Excepticons.
AUTOMATONS IN THE LIKENESSES OF VARIOUS OTHER USUALLY MECHANICAL OBJECTS
ORTHOBOTS! DRIVE FORWARD!
AUTOMATONS REMAINING CONCEALED!
TRANSMORPHERS: AUTOMATONS INCOGNITO
You guys are heroes
Definitely the feel good hit of the summer.
Where is MST3K. Between this and Shark Attack 3 we need the satellite of love more than ever.
By the asshats that brought you "Snakes on a Train" and "The DaVinci Mystery" and "Erotic Gladiator".
I donno, I think it looks pretty good.
As someone in the Youtube comments put it so eloquently: "Man there better be nudity in this."
Why don't they just make a Gobots movie?
HEY, THAT'S CROSSING A THING LINE.
WOW THAT SLOW STROBE LIGHT EFFECT AT THE END TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE LIGHTNING
Was that "Just One Fix" I heard playing in the background?
They didn't even put in muzzle flashes. All the other crap CGI and you couldn't do something that basic.
I wonder if there is some gentle comedy in there or perhaps a love interest to mix with all the BADASS ACTION. What asscrap.
The "Transformers" scene in "Be Kind, Rewind" was edited out so that it could be reintroduced in it's own feature film.