|Caminante Nocturno |
|Killer Joe |
Some of you may have thought I was joking.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Yeah, but you can just jump off a train, can't you?
Not if a GIANT SNAKE IS EATING IT.
A giant snake that can somehow consume and digest all the various materials that compose a train.
I haven't seen Snakes On A Plane but is there some reason the pilot didn't just make an emergency landing so they could make use of those inflatable slide things?
The snakes killed the pilots =(
Apparently the giant snake eating the train at the end was added because it was depicted on the DVD cover, and they thought it was too cool to not use.
I just--holy beans. What's to be said? This is like getting punched right in my faith in humanity. Hard.
The original was a stupid idea.
I mean, yeah, packed with the awesomeness of...well, some snakes that sure are on a plane, alright, and Samuel El Jackson saying "motherfucker," but you've got to admit it's pretty remedial in terms of creativity.
So what does that make this?
|Pie Boy |
They don't seem to understand that the only thing holding Snake on a Plane together was Samuel L. Jackson and the sex scene. I'm sure there's a sex scene or eight, but without the fine glue that is Samuel L. Jackson the whole thing just kinda turns into a train wreck. Or a plane crash. Whatever.
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