"lol maybe they should have sent a social worker to do this! ROFLMAO #bluelivesmatter"

- My local police scanner Facebook group, probably

dude appeared to be having a seizure, thus the accident. Hope his lungs aren't too fucked up from the hotboxing.

I can't figure out what the burning man's condition was. When the officer opened the truck door, the dude was just quietly sitting there... so I thought he was unconscious or something. But as the officer was dragging him away, the dude moved his arm and kinda muttered something. What the fuck.

Austin: a tumor of decency inside the cancer called Texas.