I'm not rich enough to own a place in Block Chain Hills or cool enough to hang at the Vladimir Club, but I'm hoping to get the rights to operate the Garfield Eats franchise there.
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"an up-and-coming crypto scam—er, project—has managed to dunk on cryptobros better than any satirist i've seen so far, with one of the most painful-to-watch youtube videos i've seen in a while."