Thank you. These are all important lessons for today's urban youth.

I already rated this a 5, but I gotta say: the send-up of The Game is hilarious.

Buy some land! Buy some land! Fuck spinnin' rims!

He is right. I should buy some land.

This is awesome on so many levels. I can picture a sequel where he busts down a guy's door and screams "HOW FAR ARE YOU IN MOBY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER?"

Hey NBC, THAT's how you make a public service announcement

I feel smarter just for seeing that.

I love this thing. It's probably the most important rap song in a generation.

-1 star for promoting literacy-related gang activity.

+6 stars for everything else.

This is pretty awesome.

Should get six stars, as a friend pointed out that "Rafael De La Getto" is an extremely obscure Fresh prince of Bel-Air reference.

Yes. I am all for reading a motha-fuckin book. And wearing deodorant.

This needs to be shown in schools. I should go read a book.

So if Frank Rizzo made a rap vid about the subways in DC you'd all 5 star it? :)

Fuck yes. I didn't give the other one 5, but with the quality video and lack of stupid assholes giggling, it's a win.

If anybody rates this lower than 5 stars I'm gonna do a drive-by with my book gat.

Though a little disappointed it's not the sock puppet guy from The Tick.

Well, shit.

"Yo body needs water/So drink that shit" is where I lost it.

TEN THOUSAND STARS.

You all laugh now, but it's not going to be a pretty picture when white America is under attack by legions of book-educated, well-hydrated, land-owning Crips.

nice emulation of Jamie Hewletts style too.

Raise your kids! Raise your kids! Raise your goddamn kids!

Buy Speed Stick! It's not expensive!

The awesomeness level reaches critical mass at the tribal cannibalism ritual and goes up from there. A million stars.

We should all point out to our fellow niggers that they need to wear deodorant.

Yes.

How can there be any controversy about that?

I lost it right around the bouncing Book Booty. This is the greatest rap song ever.

I am going to show this to my stepsons, after which I shall report back on its effectiveness.

Much as I loathe rap, this was pure awesome.

I suddenly see how this could be taken as incredibly racist.

So many good lines, however will I choose?!

nice

Still holds up.

YO BODY NEEDS WATA! SO DRINK DAT SHIT!

BRUSH YO GODDAMN TEETH!

The first rapper since RUN DMC to want people to better themselves?

That's amazing.

Gold.

If BET would just play this on loop this for a day.

Stars

Um, books don't go in your mouth...Just saying.

Personally, I find the magazine "Grillz" more enlightening then Smithsonian, but that's me.

Toothpaste is over rated, trust me.

The mark of a truly great work is the timelessness of its morals. Centuries from now these lessons will still be applicable to our squid-based descendants.