Damn it, McWatt!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRIMINY!

(squirts ass)

DUCK!

All riding a wave in fucking perfect fashion, shooting fireworks off his surfboard, "Ride of the Valkyries" blaring, Buds for everyone and the plane a few feet above is full of Brazilian bikini-models - Spuds MacKenzie all makes a perfect entrance every time.

I developed a fear of flying in eighth grade, coincidentally around the time I rode in four seperate scary ass KLM planes for a Europe trip

By damn--do they have to taxi back to the terminal ON THE SAME RUNWAY THE USE FIR LANDINGS?

Probably the world's least romantic beach. All moonlit fumbling on the shore, then BRIGHT LIGHTS, VROOOOO