Who knew that basing your entire presidential campaign over working "9/11" into every sentence (at least once) could possibly backfire!

It isn't Swift Boating if you tell the truth.

OH SNAP THAT NIGGA GOT SWIFTBOWNED!!!!

"Brothers and sisters, the following video is part of our ongoing political education process."

I fully support this video's politics, but that is one creepyass sentence.

The brunette can slide down my firepole any day she wants.

(Are we doing that for this video as well?

I know its bad but I laughed when he said they replaced defective radios with new defective radios.

Pick up the book Grand Illusion by Wayne Barrett and Dan Collins if you want more details about Rudy's incompetence leading up to and including that day.

Not that any of you are voting for the douchebag anyway.

"As your union, we're not going to tell you how to vote. We're going to let these people tell you how to vote, film them, edit it all together with reasons why you should vote that way which are the moral and emotional equivalent to a swift kick in the balls, and then make it mandatory for you to watch it. But, you know, form your own opinion or whatever."

Not that I disagree, just saying.

Submitted by someone who doesn't exist?