We'll be little buddies forever, and you know it.

Who rated this one star. Asshole.

Who is the one saying no to sex here? I know that the typical answer here is her, but I think he's the one that's keeping them buddies.

"My inspiration is Christine."
She's hard on a car.

Christine's facial expressions confuse and befuddle me.

that was oddly sweet and touching

Holy shit, GARTH?

Ladies and gentlemen, the American Midwest.

Jesus, that was painful to watch. Now I think I'll go watch Salo' and have a few laughs or something.

I like how he can't edit. He has to tell you every part of every story. "I said no you're not. She said yes I am. I said no you're not. She said yes I am. I said no you're not!" C'mon man just cut it down a little bit.

There is more to that 40ft fall than just "her ankle giving out".....she seems pretty nice though.

Their relationship is really weird. He calls her his best friend and little buddy and so on. She says "I love you" and he says "I love you too, FRIEND." There's a tragic note of unfufilled love, there.

Whoever picked that music is an insensitive bastard.

The killer brand for this product is "Carmor". If he had called it "Carmor", that homosexual game designer would have given him the Yes. Especially if his best friend weren't so damn frightening.

I'm also confused on why he had such a hard time believing she was a truck driver.