I don't even know how to rate this. I hate it but it's got phallic overtones with juvenile female gryating furry characters. It makes the baby Jesus want to commit suicide.
Jesus, why were they even dressed like that in the first place? Don't answer that, I don't want to know. I can't even tell if giving them normal voices made things any less terrible.
I'm no longer Christopher Walken. I'm Robert DeNiro holding Christopher Walken as he bleeds out. What did the parents think when the grade school kids started singing about getting lucky with a snake? Were they looking at each other with wary glances of shared misery, or did the rest of our childrens' entertainment already kill them inside by that point? Why the fuck did this get a movie instead of Jem?
The amazing part for me is that the one with the glasses apparently forgot what they were trying to do and really got into dancing with the perverted reptile that wanted to eat her. She needed her sister to come over and remind her that she was supposed to be terrified.