the most magical prison on earth.

Why aren't my tax dollars being used to teach prisoners choreography for Queen songs?

I want to see them do something from the Wizard of Oz

If we're gonna go that gay, we should request they do "Wig In A Box" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

I dream of a world in which The Phillipines is the superpower.

It would be awesome if they had them do the dances from Lucky Star and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

I want to see these guys CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

I would voluntarily get myself arrested if this prison was where I ended up. I like to think this is what the warden forces the inmates to do out of some kind of sick fascination with creating ad-hoc music videos featuring choreography.

Also, when are they going to Ghost Ride The Whip?