Not even nerd overkill could ruin the original lever for me. And thanks to Conan, I recently saw The Octagon, which was EXCELLENT.

"Oh yeah, that's just awful." SMACK.
Chuck Norris out of context is the greatest thing ever.

I could watch these forever.

Was that Scott Thompson as the soup-thug?

Whenever the subject of Walker, Texas Ranger comes up, the clip with the kid jumping is one of the first things to come up. That and the AIDS clip.

Someone needs to submit the AIDS clip. Someone like me!

Based on this bit, my housemate and I watched a few Walker Texas Rangers, to see what the actual wacky/unnerving/strange clip ratio was per episode ... I swear to fucking God, it's the entirety of each and every hour-length show. Absolutely amazing!

Why was the dad from Wonder Years acting like such a bastard?

I SEE THE BEAR.

As much as I hate hearing about this show due to my own first name being Walker, these clips from Conan have given me a reason to love Chuck Norris again.

I will never grow tired of this. Ever.

Walker Lever forever. I have seen this clip 10 times, and it is still funny.

ONLY 10 TIMES!?