Wow, substituted 'where' for 'wear' without even knowing it; I blame the deluge of email at work

Obviously a Desperate Housewives and VH1 fan.

It's okay, sometimes this kind of thing is too entertaining for mewling pussies to handle. We understand.

If you prick a dork, does he not wheeze?



And whimper?







A COMPLEX QUESTION BEGGING FOR A RETARDED PARABLE IN WACKY SCIENCE FICTION DRESSINGS TO ANSWER.

Sean also seems to need 5 lines of empty space to emphasize he has nothing useful to say.

Really, you don't think of primal utility for me to make fun of people with shitty taste? Are you sure? Maybe those spaces, through an infinitly complex system of karma and balance are the only thing that keeps someone from murdering your family.

Speaking of utility, I've learned here that the only two options for home television viewing are awful scenes from what must be a pretty shitty sci-fi show or a prime-time soap I've never scene and the channel that has Best Week Ever and presumably some other shows on it.

That is from fucking essential shit to know.

I think you just won a prize for saying as little as possible with the most words.

You should shriek louder. That will win you the argument for sure.

What argument? I'm making fun of a shitty clip from I assume must be an awful show and faggots are chaining themselves in front of it. THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

Actually, it is sort of awesome how defensive the two of you are. Surely those endless nights watching this shit couldn't possibly have been wasted?

Leave Sean alone. Babylon 5 killed his mother. Apparentally.

You're impression of being above all this somehow detoured into a smug twat mewling because someone doesn't enjoy a video clip less defendable a garden-variety sex offender.

It sort of happens to you a bunch.

I kind of get the impression that it has to do with some magic combination of professional failure and immersion in awful escapism.

But I'm just someone making insightful comments about your limitations as a conversationalist and as a man - what do I know?

"...mewling because someone doesn't enjoy a video clip less defendable a garden-variety sex offender."

I know at least one thing you don't know, and that's how to write a readable sentence. I also know the difference between "you're" and "your," the difference between "scene" and "seen," etc. Maybe you should stick to long-winded posts about how rich and awesome you are? 'Cause those never reek of desperation and shame.

P.S. The video clip blows. My five stars was spent to get your goat.

P.P.S. YOU SHOULD POST IN ALL-CAPS AGAIN TO SHOW HOW NOT INVESTED IN THIS PETTY STUFF YOU ARE.

Typing in all caps shows how important something is because it is physically so much more difficult to accomplish than to type normally.

That is why you can identify who is taking something too seriously by its' use.

You snorting about spelling is as predictable as gravity.

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i m rit n u r rognw

neener neener

Giving this clip a high grade on the scientific scale presented is akin to, out of spite, voluntarily making a false confession of eating out a dead dog's asshole.

DOTH VERILY

But, but, he started it! I must defend my e-honor, sirrah!

Oh fine, go ahead and be all mature and levelheaded why dont'cha. I'm going to go outside to read Steinbeck and pout now.

Aelric, you fucking faggot. This isn't your sanctuary from people making fun of shitty things and shitty people.

Also, I'm literally the only one who is making qualitative commentary about the awful clip itself.

So when do we see the YouTube video of Sean giving us a Sieg Heil in front of a Starfleet flag, thereby revealing the origin of his angst?

my only point is that if we go down this path, poe may end up full of "first post!" comments and other stupid shit. the comment make this site better than other video sites, therefore i simply wish to keep the level of quality that i've come to know and love. hell, i've seen you pull out funny shit sean, and quite frankly, i'm not dogpiling on you, but rather all of you for not simply letting something meaningless go. oh, and yes, i am a fagot. my boyfriend steve is kissing my neck right now.

Fuck your mother, green all the way!

This is all setting up for the surprise victory of Orange. Gooooooooooooooooo Orange!

**A note for all of you, that you will never read but will be proved for history:

There is no irony in what I did here relative to the clip, because I am not arbitrarily attacking it. Rather I am legitimately making fun of something dumb and the dorks who have cozied up to it out of deference to the shitty taste of their youth.

This clip, of a show that I have admittedly never seen, is an example of the absolute worst habit of bad science fiction: the really obvious, really shallow and incredibly self-congratulatory parable - in this case accompanied by ruthless mugging and abundant wackiness of a woeful degree.

Jesus christ are you for real?

I was waiting for the "Now Deep Space Nine, THAT was brilliant" comment, but it never came.

Since you brought it up, it's funny how DS9 allegedly ripped off only the better B5 themes (such as conflict with alien races) and managed to avoid the dumb ones (such as social commentary as conceived by a guy who sorts glass). Truly, JMS is an unrivaled genius and the wellspring of every good idea from 1990 through 1998.