ripe for parody

A golden new age of making fun of Xiphias has begun.

demands? what happened to the kid hitching a ride? What did the evil homo do?

5 for short, sweet, and real. Thank you, Sid Davis.

Is it coincidental that Ralph looks like John Waters (or vice versa)?

Define "Too Quickly."

Jimmy Barnes seems pretty into the whole deal.

Kids, don't be concerned about hopping into the car with that gibbering psychopath, so long as he doesn't want to have sex with you.

I downloaded this from the Prelinger Archives once and I remember it being a lot longer. Still, five stars for confusing 'homosexual' with 'pedophile' and the jaunty tune that plays in the background while you're being warned about molestation.

Also, contagious? You can catch gay?