LOL... Yeah. Nothing like jumping up and down chanting "spare me my life" to learn english for those times when a crazy old english-speaking bat comes to rape you.
You know, there seems to be an assumption that videos like this that you see from Japan are taken stone-cold seriously by the Japanese themselves. But I'm fairly certain a lot of things like this are parodies that just don't quite cross cultural lines that well.
Begone with your blasted logic, Knuckles. Everyone knows the Japanese have no concept of self-parody or intentional awfulness and take every cheesy anime theme song and Engrish filled commercial with complete and utter seriousness.