There were no waves. I feel cheated.

There was no molten lava, and melting skin. I feel cheated.

I mistook their orange jumpsuits in the preview frame for flames. So very disappointing.

I'd call that sledding, not surfing.

Yeah, there's not nearly enough charred corpses to make this worthwhile. When I see "volcano surfing wipeout," I expect screaming and people bursting into flames.

Maaaan, I wanted to see some combusting idiots too.