This commercial pissed me off when I was smaller yet I can still recite all its fucking singsongy lines

Damn, that crunching noise! Are those kids eating bowls of teeth?

You heard it! Cap'n Crunch just admitted his cereal reanimates the dead! The source of the zombie menace has been revealed!

Also, who get buried in a 1950's soda jerk uniform?

I am certain that I would be the same kind of zombie, especially if there were also sliced bananas on hand to put in the bowl with the cereal.

I hated this commercial as a kid, but the zombies wearing uniforms for no reason is great now.

HORRIFYING!! ...Isn't it?

I never really got why the Cap'n ditched his landfaring boat in favor of a van.

PEE- NU- BUD-DARR!

Same here: annoying when I was the target audience.

I did the PEANUT BUTTER impression roughly 100000 times when playing the original Resident Evil.