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Desc:educational filmstrip dealing with the classic mom walking in on son burpin the worm
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:masturbation, caught in the act, uh oh
Submitted:nubilus
Date:08/19/07
Views:12100
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Comment count is 48
Hellweek15
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/trainables.htm
ztc
MOM STOP LOOKING A BIT LIKE ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY AARGH SPLURT
Knuckles
That kid looks dead inside when he masturbates.

Anyway, I saw this video in the hopper, and I have to say that the comments over on Youtube make this nearly six-star material. Here's the best exchange.


steve171274 (2 months ago)
my mom would finish me off!

steve171274 (2 months ago)
how do i take that back

ubit397 (2 months ago)
Oh.... there's no going back man.
Xenocide
I want to five-star that exchange.

mashedtater
I wish I could five star both the video and that exchange!

SRP
I can only five-star when my mom is watching

Caminante Nocturno
Considering what this video is about, that is probably the scariest pre-load image I've ever seen on POETV.
Adramelech
Horrifying pre-load image and dead, doll eyes while masturbating.
Stopheles
Caught in the act...of being one of the legion of the Walking Dead!!

Screwtape

"I'm glad that you're doing this in the privacy of your own room"

Then hows about fucking KNOCKING next time.
manfred
jerking off to the ceiling
Quad9Damage
If you stare at a ceiling hard enough, the sheetrock will form patterns of sexual things.

Vicious
Or you could make tit-shapes out of those glow-in-the-dark stars.

phalsebob
That's what kids did in the 70s. You either stole some mega-bush porn from your friend's dad or it was the ceiling.

mouser
Put a sock on the knob next time you twat!
Quad9Damage
"It felt good, didn't it?"

Not anymore!
boner
Funny how mom never accidentally interrupts her twin daughters in these films.
Princess v2.1
Hey Billy, need some help with that?
Mother Lumper
Kid was interpreting the sign on his door a little too literally there.
coprolalia
That's better than "Do you want it to turn black and fall off?!" but what do you say we skip the talk and you KNOCK FROM NOW ON, MA.
FABIO2
"Should I just pretend I was sleeping, or abruptly sit up and fumble with my pants?"
Enjoy
"I'm glad you're doing in this in the privacy of your own room and not outside the park restroom like your father does."
Spike Jonez
5 for "burpin the worm."
athodyd
everything here is scary

Rafiki
There's a lesson to be learned here, kids: lock your goddamn door when you're in your room.
Aernaroth2
Jesus, if mom was that creepy, you'd never touch your junk after that.
snothouse
How would you like to be directing that kid? "Okay, kid! Sell it!"
Pandatronic
This is a music change and a filter away from the best horror movie ever.
Scynne
I love how he just stares her down.
Xenocide
This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
1394
Argh, worst pre-load image ever.
cognitivedissonance
Jesus, kid. In the shower like a real man next time.
Operation Cornflakes
Well that was awkward. And frightening.
thebaronsdoctor
This film is an excellent case of the blind leading the blind
Chalkdust
All while, funnily enough, claiming it will cause you go blind.

Secret recruitment tool for Onan Nil-Visio, the Cult of Masturbation-Induced Blindness?

John Holmes Motherfucker
Thank god my mother just said "Get ready for school!", and went to make my lunch. I didn't need for her tell me about how it felt good.

"It feels good, doesn't it, Johnny? Believe me, I know all about that, mostly because your father is a simpering nancy boy who only gets hard while watching football, and who hasn't touched me since the Kennedy assasination. I think he had a crush on JFK."

"We'll talk about it some more when you're older."
Rodents of Unusual Size
"I'm glad you do it in the privacy of your own room, and not in the hole in the rowboat down by the lake like your special brother"
Gwago
I didn't know robots masturbated.
elm axo
funny, thats the music i play when i feel like lying quite still under the covers and masturbating extremely serenely
ihounokyaku
Kid has got a lot to learn about faking napping when he's intruded upon.

Mom has a lot to learn about the proper times and places for soliloquies.
rustedmutt
Nurse Ratchet has really mellowed out.
quantumcreep
Poor ol' Billy.

Joey The Cobra
The mother has the air of someone who's just killed and stuffed the rest of the family then arranged them around the kitchen table.

"Breakfast is getting cold Jimmy..."
oogaBooga
It was at that point that Ricky decided to drop out of high school and smoke massive amounts of pot, and forever avoid eye contact with his mother.
petep
i want hair like that kid
MightierThanTheSword
I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.
fluffy
I will never touch myself again

Wait that's a lie
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