Speed Buggy, much like Jabberjaw, craves the succulent blood of children.

Tiny fast cars, slow-mo, the only thing it's missing is fire.

I saw the same thing happen in Superior, WI except it was a Shriner on a scooter dressed up as an indian (it was way cooler)

They're just drumming up business for the Children's Hospital they're sponsoring.

There's going to be a little girl scraped off that little hood.

...fuckin' Shriners....

To the elderly shriners, that was just an everyday parking job.

I like how the lady waves her hands instead of getting out of the way.