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Jesus, Mom! Stop preaching to me and just read the god damn story! No wonder Dad's never around!
Whoa, I remember this.
She's right though, you should always know your dealer.
5 because I just found another words Canadians pronounce funny. This is a story aboot a RUH-coon who went uit and aboot, eh.
On the other hand, the way Americans pronounce "roof" kinda balances it out.
Had this been a story about actual raccoons (1) it would have occurred at night, (2) there would have been no father present, and (3) the mother would have taught her kid not to eat poison by beating the shit out of it whenever it tried.
Also the baby raccoon would be asking about what garbage is OK to eat
Don't you put it in your mouth, don't you stuff it in your face, though it might look good to eat and it might look good to taste!