Martin Yan is the (china)man

Look how Beautiful!

Don't brink. I was on the brink of brinking but did not brink.

I have a friend who met Martin Yan in Guangzhou. She showed me a picture on her cell phone. She said he was a very kind man.

Of course. A man who can relax a chicken like that has got to be nice.

His little spiel reminds me of how Bruce Lee used to chat before doing his One Inch Punch stunt

Wok & Roll

I brinked and missed it. :(

Not chicken.

I brinked five times and Martin Yan had rearranged my furniture.

I searched for an hour looking for a clip of him doing this.

That was my trip to China in a nutshell.

what a boner.

That wasn't nearly as erotic as the title suggested.

He could bone a chicken and auction off the contents of the studio at the same time.

Martin Yan: Ninja Boner.

I seem to recall Martin Yan and Jacques Pepin having a race to see who could cut up multiple chickens the fastest. I think Martin beat Jacques by a minuscule amount.

don't brink. don't even brink. they are fast. faster than you can believe.

Bones a chicken in 18 seconds. Oooh baby.