HOW MANY BAD PUNS CAN YOU FIT INTO ONE SEGMENT?

Fox News would have gone all the way with at least one pun on the word "stumped."

prosthetics are really really really expensive and i dont think the money in that cash machine would even cover one of them :(

poor guy and poor me b/c i hate puns unless they are puns with the intent of making fun of making a pun

Hey dude, we need money. Should we work or something?

No... no. Get me a pick up truck and a chain. We doin' this shit.

"ATM machine"?

Man, screw you.