It's a truck and a burning couch. What's not to get?

I think "idiot redneck" might fit better.

First Frank Black and now that. What is it with tards named Frank?

hey shut ya god damn mouth, I dont think ya funny. That aint nice talking to me like that.

ya ever shine ya nuts with a telephone?

I got this bird, he says "hi there sir! Wanna fuck me in the ass a little?" I dont know where he gets that bad mouth. He talks to me more then what you're doing.

You hear all that damn skratchin?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._Thor_Jensen

Co-founder of POE.

Careful FeeFiFo. Keep acting all silly like that, Frank's liable to fire ya ass down off the roof, like those crazy little Mexican fucks he had up there last week.

Seriously though, Frank. What is it with guys named Frank bein' tards, aye barrel-ass?

"Born in Maple Valley, WA..."

Okay, that's not so bad. Not quite the glorious heaven that is Seattle, but at least it's still King County.

Poe Wheat, meet chafe!

I dont know they call him crazy fingers. I need you RIGHT now to clear all the beer bottles off of my floor.

You know I swing down that route I got them big fat ass tits on me they get me angry sometimes.

Weekly World News.

Ah of course. Those will be worth something now y'know...

It was from kthor's trip across America. He pulled this stunt during his stopover in Birmingham. It's explained in full in Red Eye Black Eye.

Driving couch potatoes and flames to something?

A metaphor for a lack of an interesting idea.

20 stars for those.

Yeah, I have a bottle of that at my mom's house somewhere. I bought it in high school when K.Thor first posted about the flaming couch incident, my local Vons happened to have a couple (I thought it was pretty funny.) All the Jones soda pictures I've seen lately have hipster douchebags on them though.

So the photos haven't changed then?

NO DON'T BAN ME ARGH

yes

You're not allowed to be on this site if you don't give this a five.

If this wasn't Thor it would have been one-starred to buggery