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Desc:Keyes shifts from obfuscation to condescension without ever taking his foot off the "dumbass" pedal.
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:gay marriage, obama, Keyes, Todays GOP
Submitted:Stopheles
Date:09/19/07
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Ow Switch
Lesson: If you're adopted, don't ever have sex with anyone, cuz they might be a sibling!

What 11% of people voted for this kook?
Roachbud
The funny part is his daughter is a lesbian

kelpfoot
> The funny part is his daughter is a lesbian

Shock!

Roachbud
Obama and most national democrats look like pussies on this issue, too scared to come out for gay marriage less Karl Rove call them peter pumpers or carpet lickers
Smellvin
Well... if nothing else he certainly articulates crazy-talk rather well so that it's more accessible to the rest of us.
Billy Buttsex
WOWEE... is Keyes the black version of that guy from The Princess Bride who tries to get Wesley to drink the poison?

NEVER MESS WITH A SICILIAN, WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Wow. Just wow.
TeenerTot
Huh?

Rudy
Say what you want about Keyes' views on homosexual rights, but his platform regarding worms and apples? Rock Fucking Solid.
LetsFistAgain
But he was the bomb in Borat!
Samisyosam
Next up on PoeTv- Obama spends 10 minutes shooting fish in a barrel.
Aubrey McFate
Keyes's world: A to B

The real world: A to HIBBITYFLABBITYBLOOIGOTSLOGICSINMYBRAIN
kingarthur
You know what? I didn't make it past the first twenty seconds. You know why? Because I'm waiting for the day a politician, any politician, when asked the question of whether or not he thinks gay marriage is right, refuses to be an ass and say stupid shit like "my religion says its wrong, but I agree with it".
My view on this is you go one of two ways with that question: 1. marriage is ridiculous across the board for anybody (straight, bi or gay) and we should all read more Engels, or 2. well, Ted, I've brought my own gay pride parade to back me up on this one and I think I'd like to introduce them to you now.
Billings
Skip past Obama if you like, you are missing a prime moon unit in tip top fighting form.

citrusmirakel
+3 for "It retains its appleness."
DMKA
Jesus Christ, this was like watching an SNL parody. I can't believe it's real.
Aelric
the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

moonbat is right. jesus.
futurebot
ALAN KEYES: THE LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN OF HOMOPHOBIA
Xenocide
GAYS ARE AN APPLE WITH A WORM IN THEM.

....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Hey, Keyes, you lost the election by a landslide and your daughter loves vagina.
themilkshark
Well said!

Spastic Avenger
Keyes shouldn't argue from essentialist points of view.
MurgatroidMendelbaum
I love it when the logically infirm try to strong-arm their point across through the use of big words and sheer determination.
... I wonder if he can convert 3/16 to a decimal?
Mayberry Pancakes
Obama's gesture at 7:30 says everything.
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