"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the jetski!"

I could watch that all day.

Ooof!

Good thing he wasn't trying to jump into a wood-chipper or he would have fell right in.

short and sweet

retard

"Are you alright?"
"I dunno..."

Needs slow mo replay.

Oof

I like the "OH SHIT"

he doesn't even ATTEMPT to jump...

It's not even that he misjudges how far he has to jump. there's a freakin 6 inch edge he has to jump OVER to even go farther forward, which of course he misses and trips over.

OOF!

He clearly slipped on the surface right before that ledge. Still funny.

Really needs slowmo replay.

That's a pretty sweet boat.