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boner - 2007-10-17

I propose that Talk Like A Pirate Day should be replaced by Sing Like R. Kelly day.

Hooper_X - 2007-10-17

I fully support this initiative.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17


Sean Robinson - 2007-10-17

I know it is a really pat thing to say, but wholly shit does cocaine do some wonderful things.

I think that R Kelly and Brian Wilson need to hang out and explore the textures of sound while they make up songs about whatever is going on in the room.

Pie Boy - 2008-01-05

"Wholly shit."

Endoris - 2007-10-17

Real Talk!

Azmo23 - 2007-10-17

you called my mama's house and what? Girl, my mama ain't gotta screen no calls from meeee. Real talk!

takewithfood - 2007-10-18


Hooper_X - 2007-10-17

I love how he did this entire thing with half his hair unrolled.

And then the dudes get into a fight at the end and oh my god i wish i could spend just one day as part of r. kelly's entourage. seriously.

zatojones - 2007-10-17

No, Robert. I don't know what you mean.

zatojones - 2007-10-17

Also "exstablish"

Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17


One: Dear R Kelly, you're famous. Going to a club alone is going to ruin your relationships, DUMBASS. I don't even do that now, and I'm not famous.

Two: You're an R&B singer, which means you're girlfriend's probably not a high quality person anyway. Get a new one.

Innocent Bystander - 2007-10-17

Define "high quality person".

Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17

a high quality person is a girl who doesn't bang guys like R. Kelly.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-17

UGH. And I said "you're" instead of "your." Now *I'm* not a high quality person. Maybe now I can date R. Kelly.

Xiphias - 2007-10-17

it's a good thing you are around to tell him these things

Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2007-10-17

Slowly transitioning from man to myth.

Hooper_X - 2007-10-17

Kool Keith may be Black Elvis, but R. Kelly is Black Michael Jackson.

And yes, you know exactly what I mean.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2007-10-17

Men: Sing this when you're in the doghouse and hopefully your girlfriend's hysterical laughter will help her forget whatever you did

baleen - 2007-10-17

God. I love this guy.

Cheese - 2007-10-17


Also, I think the end of the video explains perfectly well why R. has to go to clubs, security guards.

takewithfood - 2007-10-17

He.. he KNOWS he's parodying himself, right? Right?!

And fuck you, thats how I wear my underpants.

Roachbud - 2007-10-17

"What they eat don't make us shit"

Afgh - 2007-10-17

R. Kelly is so real that he doesn't even need to make things rhyme anymore.

Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-17

when does he piss all over an underage girl?

this is the worst.... thing ever. song? fail...

major lulz for the staged fight though. OOOO TOUGH GUYS!!!

theSnake - 2007-10-17

Didn't you hear him say turn the camera off? Why would he say that if it was staged. I ask you. R Kelly is too real for you.

Hooper_X - 2007-10-17


Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2007-10-17

You have never been right about anything, ever, and you know it.

Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-17

its a fact JACK

theSnake - 2007-10-18

The man is wearing a sequined sports jacket and gucci sunglasses INDOORS and you give it one star. WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO PLEASE YOU?

theSnake - 2007-10-18

Holy fuck I was wrong that is a sequined hooded sweatshirt? AH MAH GHAD

Cheese - 2007-10-18

How's that jacking off to anime on 4chan working out for you?

Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-18

not good, my mom walked in on me and threw out her back.

x - 2007-10-18

Stop treating your body like it was an AMUUUSEMENT park.

Endoris - 2007-10-18

Rizzo's mom walked in all shocked at him jackin' off and then she threw her back all outta wack!

Cheese - 2007-10-18


Frank Rizzo - 2007-10-18

pics can be found on hambone, fagknocker.

Harveyjames - 2010-04-27


Honest Abe - 2007-10-17


garcet71283 - 2007-10-18

In 20 years this guy is going to be doing Priceline.com commercials ala William Shatner.

Spoken word's future is secure.

futurebot - 2007-10-18

In case you were wondering what profanity represents, now you know: profanity represents just how real shit gets.

bang to buck ratio - 2007-10-18

Someone teach this man how to write a chorus and also that women are equal and deserving of respect and understanding

poopskin - 2007-10-22


Bone_Vulture - 2007-12-11


Jeff Fries - 2008-01-16

Who is this Milton character

Gwago - 2008-02-14

Holy shit this deserves ten stars.


This is exactly how I'm arguing with my girlfriend from now on. Real talk.

fun nugget - 2008-04-13

Five stars for using the words "TRIFLIN ASS".

Theres some real talk..

phalsebob - 2008-07-05

Is this a parody of Weird Al's song about going to a drive through for burgers, or vice versa?

JRoy1969 - 2009-03-02


YakooMarkTwo - 2009-12-16

I really wanna know where his logic was going with "were there other guys there?" Damn, that triflin' bitch for interrupting him.

OxygenThief - 2012-10-17

On his next album he is going to sing-talk the assembly instructions for a MALM dresser from IKEA.

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