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Hooper_X - 2007-10-11

I found this to be one of the catchier 80's cartoon themes. I think it's the "ooh-ooh-woo-ooh" part that appeals to me. Also, the fact that they have to tell you they're PROUD to be a family.


zatojones - 2007-10-11

Shit I had forgotten this one. It came at the end of my cartoon watching days


Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2007-10-11

Bionic-1 one's smile will haunt my nightmares.

By the way, how gigantic of an anime fag do you have to be to just know from the intro that a Japanese dude directed this opening?


Hooper_X - 2007-10-11

I think even a passing awareness of japanese animation cliches would point that out. Characters smiling in front of flashing speed lines? YOU DON'T SAY.


Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2007-10-11

Okay. Good.


Princess v2.1 - 2007-10-11

(dons monacle)

You don't say?


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-11

If I remember correctly (I do), the show itself wasn't even remotely as cool as the opening. That's not uncommon, I know, but I remember this show being the worst offender in that category.


Mordant - 2007-10-11

This was one of those shows where only one or two characters had useful abilities. Everyone else just stood around and got rescued. I never did figure out what the black kid's power was.

Awesome theme song though.


Hooper_X - 2007-10-12

His power was bionically enhanced clicheness. when he powered up, he got a wheelchair and a high fade.


theSnake - 2007-10-11

They keep saying they are a family but they are all different races what gives? Do they mean family in the metaphorical sense? If so, why do they keep saying it over and over? Repetition of a metaphor is usually avoided because it causes confusion.

This cartoon opening is severely flawed.


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-11

They're all adopted, because apparently Mr. And Mrs. Bionic decided to create some sort of freakish 80's Planeteer group rather than a family.


Hooper_X - 2007-10-11

I think the two white kids are their biological offspring, but the other two are totally adopted. I vaguely remember an episode where the Asian Karate Master kid goes to OMG JAPAN to find his real father, who was a ninja or some incredibly obvious shit.


K Clobber - 2007-10-11

This was one of the stupidest fucking cartoons I ever watched as a child. Some of my friends were into it. I could never fathom why.

Also, does he say 'brought together by fate', or 'brought together by faith'?

If 'faith', this show is even more of a piece of garbage than I realized.


Hugo Gorilla - 2007-10-11

It's probably "fate" but keep chasing those windmills, my brother.


theFlu - 2007-10-11

Since when did the Village People get their own futuristic cartoon show?


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-11

I had completely forgotten about this show. It was a good idea at the very least.


Camonk - 2007-10-12

We're proud to be a family--where we put our children and foster children on ATVs, without helmets, underwater planes, and in mortal danger! We're proud to be a family!


Xenocide - 2007-10-12

Well, it's good that they're not ashamed to be a family. That would just be sad.


Hooper_X - 2008-10-09

Well, they're already FUCKING BIONIC. I'm pretty sure falling off an ATV isn't gonna rough 'em up too bad.


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