Hooper_X - 2007-10-11
I found this to be one of the catchier 80's cartoon themes. I think it's the "ooh-ooh-woo-ooh" part that appeals to me. Also, the fact that they have to tell you they're PROUD to be a family.
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zatojones - 2007-10-11
Shit I had forgotten this one. It came at the end of my cartoon watching days
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Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2007-10-11
Bionic-1 one's smile will haunt my nightmares.
By the way, how gigantic of an anime fag do you have to be to just know from the intro that a Japanese dude directed this opening?
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-11 I think even a passing awareness of japanese animation cliches would point that out. Characters smiling in front of flashing speed lines? YOU DON'T SAY.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-11
If I remember correctly (I do), the show itself wasn't even remotely as cool as the opening. That's not uncommon, I know, but I remember this show being the worst offender in that category.
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-12 His power was bionically enhanced clicheness. when he powered up, he got a wheelchair and a high fade.
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theSnake - 2007-10-11
They keep saying they are a family but they are all different races what gives? Do they mean family in the metaphorical sense? If so, why do they keep saying it over and over? Repetition of a metaphor is usually avoided because it causes confusion.
This cartoon opening is severely flawed.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2007-10-11 They're all adopted, because apparently Mr. And Mrs. Bionic decided to create some sort of freakish 80's Planeteer group rather than a family.
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Hooper_X - 2007-10-11 I think the two white kids are their biological offspring, but the other two are totally adopted. I vaguely remember an episode where the Asian Karate Master kid goes to OMG JAPAN to find his real father, who was a ninja or some incredibly obvious shit.
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K Clobber - 2007-10-11
This was one of the stupidest fucking cartoons I ever watched as a child. Some of my friends were into it. I could never fathom why.
Also, does he say 'brought together by fate', or 'brought together by faith'?
If 'faith', this show is even more of a piece of garbage than I realized.
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theFlu - 2007-10-11
Since when did the Village People get their own futuristic cartoon show?
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-11
I had completely forgotten about this show. It was a good idea at the very least.
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Camonk - 2007-10-12
We're proud to be a family--where we put our children and foster children on ATVs, without helmets, underwater planes, and in mortal danger! We're proud to be a family!
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Hooper_X - 2008-10-09 Well, they're already FUCKING BIONIC. I'm pretty sure falling off an ATV isn't gonna rough 'em up too bad.
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