It's a miracle Clark Kent doesn't get fired, since everytime something newsworthy happens he just calmly walks off and leaves his co-workers to it.

Superman doesn't even need to jump anymore, but he does it every so often just to remind people that he can jump really well.

Faster than a speeding bullet, but they show him beating lightning. So doesn't that make him faster than charged particles?

Nostalgia stars.
And I like how the announcer says "Superman" like the bad guy says "Pumaman".

Monkeys always make Superman that much better.

Baby Kal-El was a fatass.