because FUCK YOU DICKLESS I MADE THE ORIGAL TAGLINES SAY SHIT LIKE "HOLY SHIT EDDIE VAN HALEN IS AWESOME" how could you not see through the OBVIOUS SARCASM????????????????
I FUCKING POSTED THIS AND YOU JEWS DOWNVOTED IT OUT OF SPITE BECAUSE I VOTE 1 STAR FOR YOUR FAGGOTY ANIME. AFGH FUCK YOU YOU HOMO. FUCK YOU AT LEAST I LET YOUR CRAP HIT THE MAIN PAGE.