Sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon!
It's funny because it's true!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Ooh, Sexy Mustard! That's the one for me!
I would buy anything from this man.
Where is Sexy Guile?
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
"C'mon, I got fucking things I gotta sell!"
It's like Spatula City...but much, much better.
Speaking as a resident of New Jersey, I was actually unsure whether this was real until the first F-bomb, because I'm just so used to it.
The first half of these costumes, of course, are quite real and pervasive. Which includes "Sexy Construction Worker", which was always one of those that made me question the fantasies of others.
|Maggot Brain |
I never thought a 1900s century steel conglomerate tycoon could be sexy.. until now.
Sexy Pharmacist! SEXY PHARMACIST!*
*to the person who finds a real fetish video about pharmacists... you get a Thin Mint.
Sexy Mustard is a good goddamned costume. If I were a girl, that's what I'd plan to go as, next year.
|elm axo |
I think "Entire Goddamn Universe" should be a quantified scientific term.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Hahahahahahaha holy shit jeez, this guy is ripped straight out of the fucking Sopranos.
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