They fucking suck, dude. The actual Judge Mathis stuff is great, though.

The editor = Oliver Stone.

enjoy your vitamin D deficiency

-3 for the music, +1 for the antidepressant ad

Enjoy your skin cancer.

So that's what's wrong with glasseye.

Dear Frank Rizzo,

You may not realize that the point of the ratings system is to rate the "video clips" located in the box-shaped area above the comments tree. I realize that this might come off as somewhat confusing, since as you are reading the comments you are experiencing a variety of words and stars in your thought-space, enough perhaps to bedazzle the very mind itself in a tempest of ratings and concepts, a constellation of positives and negatives funneling down into the quantum singularity of a realized, solidified comment post.

You may count yourself among legends such as SolRo who care that I have rated "my own video" five stars. This is a badge you should wear with pride. Remember that even after you have retired from the army you are still a general for life.

"mustachioed"

Holy shit. Now that I've actually watched the video, I'm sorry I didn't give it five. This is a work of pure beauty.

Sound Judgment.